Cracking Up Online

2004-03-16T10:49:00.000-08:00

Hoooola!

Sorry kiddies! I was hiding south of el bordero for a few days. Long story that I can't legally talk about yet. But HOLY COW, I can't wait to get those pictures back!

Anyway, so how's everyone LOVING Cracking Up? See? Didn't I tell you it would be good? You just need to trust me on everything I ever say.

Jack Black was amazing last night. The man is a comic lightbulb in a sea of darkness. Give him the Emmy now for best cameo. Just do it. Seriously. Mail it to me and I'll go down the studio and give it to him myself. Do it, do it.

I'm going to touch base with Kyle today, see if he has anymore goodies laying around that I can dump of you guys.

"YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICOOO!? WOOOO!"

2004-03-09T17:12:00.000-08:00

You know what I love?

When Kyle is all, "Check out the main page so you can see the opening credits!"

And then I'm all, "Awesome!" and I steal the secret code and share it here with you RIGHT HERE!

Some get me a drink, being THIS cool is really getting exhausting.

2004-03-09T15:00:00.000-08:00

So, you know what you're doing tonight?

[Insert your answer here.]

If you didn't answer, "Sitting at home watching Cracking Up," then please e-mail me and I will come to your door and smack you with a big stick. Then we'll watch Cracking Up together.

You don't want me in your house!

And critics don't lie either:

ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY, Dalton Ross, March 12, 2004 - FOX's new comedy...did have me laughing out loud at points. Not just a casual smile, mind you, but legitimate chuckling. And that's not easy to do." B+"

STAR WEEKLY, Len Feldman, March 15, 2004 Molly Shannon...is so hilariously nutty as the mad matriarch of the Shackleton clan, she might just be the next Peg Bundy.""This off-beat show is laugh-out-loud funny.

Just keep in mind that if the door bell rings tonight, it might not be the pizza boy. WHAM! YOUR SCREEN DOOR WON'T CONTAIN ME!

2004-03-05T16:50:00.000-08:00

An e-mail from Kyle, sent today at 10:32am:

Bronc,

Dude, I'm entrusting you with this video clip. Take a look at it, it's from Tuesday night's pilot.

Now PROMISE me you won't post this. Dude, I trust you.

- K

An e-mail from Kyle, sent today at 11:48am:

Hey,

Have you watched the clip yet? Did you delete the file yet? I hope you did. Remember, don't share it. Not yet at least.

- K

An e-mail from Kyle, sent today at 1:15pm:

Dude,

I tried calling you but I guess you're busy. Just wanted to make sure you deleted the clip I sent you. I can't stress enough how much you just need to get rid of it.

- K

An e-mail from Kyle, sent today at 1:18pm:

Seriously. Where are you?

- K

An e-mail from Kyle, sent today at 1:19pm:

Just call me.

- K

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Dear Kyle,

I called you back. And what were you saying about not posting that EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM NEXT TUESDAY'S PILOT?

- BS

2004-03-05T15:04:00.000-08:00

There are two things that I can't stand to see.

1.) When little kids beg and...

2.) when grown men beg.

Oh, and hotty girls driving ugly cars. Like Geo Metros.

2004-03-03T15:50:00.000-08:00

So what happens when one of America's most beloved movie stars changes gears to become a full blown action star?

A tasty video treat will answer that question...

America still loves you Big J.

2004-03-03T11:44:00.000-08:00

Well, well. Looks like the magic content fairy came by in the night and left me some delicious and exclusive Cracking Up items in exchange for a couple of teeth I lost (long story, it involved my grandmother, a pair of stilts, and that idiot Henderson kid from down the street).

Anyway, the fairy left me some copies of script pages for the pilot episode! How schweet is that? It's super-schweet, that's for sure. I should knock more teeth out, or break an arm. Then maybe I'd get a set tour!

So here they are, enjoy them as I have. My gift to you, my beautiful people...

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2004-02-17T11:29:00.000-08:00

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAW!

Good day everyone and welcome to "Cracking Up: THE RIDE!"

Okay, I lied. There is no ride, just me and a computer and one hell of an overactive imagination. Let's hit the intros...

In this corner, weighing in a slightly-pudgy-for-his-height 170lbs., BRONCO STEVENSON! Woooo! That's me. The kids call me "The Bronco", but while you and I aren't really buddies yet, you will refer to me as just Bronco, with an "o."

Here's the game plan.

I'm knee deep in FOX's new series, Cracking Up. Why I'm knee deep is a top secret issue that will only be annoyingly hinted at but never explained. I've got buddies on the inside, I'm connected. There's Kyle (a.k.a. "Head"), the dude who makes sure the pulse on this website keeps pounding away, and Ben (a.k.a. "Iron Eagle") who stands guard over at Mike White's office. Together, we form an extreme fighting force able to defend the universe with our ability to get scripts from each episode, set visits and the occasionally cast and crew audioblog. Chew on that! You're going to know more about Cracking Up than you ever wanted to. Just delete that Celebrity Boxing file in your brain-bin and make room for us.

We're gonna toss you faster than a drunk chick on a mechanical bull.

2003-12-04T11:33:00.000-08:00

This is Kyle. Just tweaking, about to turn it over to "The Bronco"...

2003-11-25T17:07:00.000-08:00

David Walton's Voicemail for America

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2003-11-25T16:50:00.000-08:00

Jason Schwartzman Waits for the Beep

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2003-11-24T16:30:00.000-08:00

Chris McDonald Joins the Party

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2003-11-23T16:42:00.000-08:00

Meet Caitlin Wachs

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2003-11-23T15:43:00.000-08:00